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You may have noticed an increased chill in the air since Friday as, over the last week, global warming has finally been exposed as an elaborate hoax orchestrated within the innately Machiavellian halls of the University of Anglia. At least, that’s what right-wing commentators would have you believe following the revelation of hacked [...]

‘Twas a morrowless night on yonder Didcot-field lain,
whence appeared thruft and twiften a maiden a-came,
wathed hair black as raven-cruft and eyes widdened
and bright,
she a-skipped and a-skopped under glistening
moonlight.
As I entrophed ‘pon this view, my heart grew a-flut,
and I beseeched to the vision, “lady,” I asked, “ist
thou a cheap slut?”
And whence those eyes dist lock upon [...]