To be fair, I did hit the planning stage for some time… Although, admittedly, that time was mainly spent developing interesting concepts for the Deadlamb logo. I did spend about two minutes sketching out the layout for the blog redesign and realised I rather liked the one I had.
As I have already mentioned, the [...]

Found this sitting on my hard-drive the other day. Just wish I had tried making some money out of this back when MySpace wasn’t shit. Regardless, the recent chatter about January 30th being ‘International Delete Your MySpace Account Day’ motivated me to post this for the world to sneer at - or, more accurately, largely [...]

The following extract is taken from a bulletin sent to all my lovely MySpace friends. If you haven’t seen my MySpace page, you can find it at www.myspace.com/deadlamb.
Does anyone even read bulletins anymore?
Well read this one, cos Deadlamb is back and more auspiciously audacious than ever before. Regardless of your surroundings, come slyly [...]

Yep, I AM that horny - but, sadly, not that limber.
All on my lonesome and with limited coding know-how, I have just successfully added a working feed reader (with spiffy button - not my work, I’m afraid), sorted out the side bar so the blog roll is separate from the intro bit and…well, that’s [...]

The initial draft of this, inaugural, blog was originally a cleverly-written piece announcing my current level of impressment. The eye-catching opening line liquefied expectation (not entirely sure what this means, but that’s some freakishly good copy right there) and lambasted your subconscious with some brilliantly self-referential narrative. The intention was to tickle your fancy with [...]