I do often marvel at the Internet - a creation that can probably be best described as marvelous. I must confess, however, to usually only scraping the surface of what’s on offer within the dank and seedy confines of those tubes. Today has proven an exception, and I have been aggressively plucked from the darkened [...]

Went for a meeting in London today. Got up at quarter to seven. Have only just got back. Illustration of me below…

This whole ’smoking ban’ lark is really starting to piss me off. I’m a firm believer in not caring about other people, so I don’t see why I shouldn’t be allowed to smoke [...]