This post represents a declaration of intent. I am set to embark on one of my most ambitious projects to date and I am hoping that, by announcing my commitment to completion on the pages of this dear blog, this will prove to be a worthwhile expense of my valuable time.
I will not be [...]

I spent a few seconds then trying to find the right word to start off today’s post. I was tempted to settle for old the favourite, “Gnnh”, but that really didn’t seem to suffice. For a nanosecond I was tempted by “splurple”, which was more accurate but perhaps a bit too pretentious. Ultimately, I got [...]

I feel as though I should be proud of myself tonight. Not only did I knuckle down and blast out some painfully dull work (that I, shamefully, was tempted to leave for a colleague), I also wrote a suitably flirtatious text message, hiccuped so hard whilst smoking that I vomited a little and engaged in [...]