Guitar Hero riffs towards the Nintendo DS

Despair March 19th, 2008

I learnt how to play the guitar years ago. Not brilliantly, but to a sufficient standard that I don’t need to feel ashamed when I try my hand at Guitar Hero. This is why I can look at the forthcoming Guitar Hero release for the DS (which I still feel is a wind-up) and act both coolly superior and geekishly intrigued.

Guitar Hero DS

This looks like it will cramp your hand worse than if you were bound with your hands behind your back and sealed in a small crate for five hours wanking off an impotent octogenarian. All this reeks of a lack of imagination. With the DS’s built-in microphone they could have released Harmonica Hero: On Tour with a similar set-up. That’d be much better.

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