To admit that I’ve had a productive day today, I would first have to accept that someone can claim such without actually producing anything. Other than words, of course. Oh, and a couple of emails.
Somehow, and despite the knowledge that claiming a solid day’s work when all the evidence would suggest my output could best [...]

This is the next thing I’m going to buy…

It’s a binary watch, fuck knows how you’re supposed to tell the time with it, and it cost around £75 with free shipping from the Tokyo Flash website. It also comes in black, blue and orange and will guarantee you get laid.

Holy shit, how cool is that? This is getting too difficult. I’ve already bought a snakeskin-style leather suitcase with leopard-skin print interior (pictures of the hideously brilliant thing coming soon) AND an X-box recently, I’m going to go broke and eventually die in a pile of crap.
It’s a noble way to go.

FriendFeed is the sort of online presence aggregator that I got into a big argument about with the guys months ago at the Barley Mow. It basically takes all of your activities from across any social media sites you’re a member of (i.e. YouTube, Flickr, Facebook, blogs, Twitter, etc.) and puts it all in one [...]

It’s sad that the coolest thing I’ve come across on the internet in a while is basically an online makeover kit. Whatever, I can’t keep this quiet – Taaz is fucking awesome.
Upload a picture of yourself (or use one of their standard models, like I did) and play around with their excellent editing tools [...]