In case the page-spanning image and not-so-cryptic title didn’t quite explain the subject matter of the post, let me explain further: I bought myself a brand-spanking new Skypephone the other day and it is, to use some local slang, fit to fuck.
I’ve been meaning to buy one of these ever since I first heard about [...]

Important Notice: The world-inspiring Chimeo-Cam channel has now been updated with a fresh design and audio accompianment to the stunning visuals of the mighty rogue of the rat-race, Chimeo.
Please note, Chimeo-Cam is currently off air but it will return daily from 9.30am to 4.30pm (GMT). See you tomorrow…
Other note: The password is still there, [...]

Gather around the monitor and settle down to watch a working-class legend. Chimeo-Cam is a live broadcast of the guy who sits opposite me at work. Laugh as he types clumsily. Cry as he staples lazily. Sneer as he disappears for half an hour to play table football….this is life people.
The password is: chimes585

Yes inferior reader, the must-have geek possession of 2008 now sits snugly on my lap. In fact, it is with fingers that now seem like huge, fat sausages and eyes that feel as though I’ve been staring at a pinhead for the past three hours that I write this post. As such, I will keep [...]