The MySpacePhone - Groom emo teens on the go!

Found this sitting on my hard-drive the other day. Just wish I had tried making some money out of this back when MySpace wasn’t shit. Regardless, the recent chatter about January 30th being ‘International Delete Your MySpace Account Day’ motivated me to post this for the world to sneer at - or, more accurately, largely ignore.

Features:

MySpace on the go - send and receive comments, photos, videos and voice messages to your friends’ myspace accounts. You can also browse mobiles, and even optimize the design of your page for other people’s mobiles.

Pressure-sensitive retractable keypad - you simply squeeze the device to send the keypad firing out of the bottom to hastily send that bulletin informing everyone you’re bored.

Bluetooth your profile - send your MySpace profile to everyone nearby easily via bluetooth.

Sync with MySpace - sync all your contact details and calendar events with MySpace, meaning you’re always in touch and will never miss that gig of that band you care nothing about.

Birthday and event alerts - never forget your best bud’s birthday again!

View MySpace videos on your phone and download MySpace music as ringtones - That one’s pretty self-descriptive.

As you can see, it’s pretty ace. I should also say that an additional feature would be Rupert Murdoch listening to all your conversations - which pales in comparison to the Facebook Fone, which offers free monitoring by the CIA for life. Excellent.

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