Dog gives birth to Russell Grant’s Love-Child

It’s strange. It must have been years since I last referenced the astrological anomaly that is Russell Grant’s undeserving fame, but today two things passed my way that made me think of the annoying bastard. The first is too mundane to bother mentioning, but the second is pictured with this article.

This strange, half-man, half-dog, quarter-potato creature may or may not be the real love child of Russell Grant but, in this culture of celebrities adopting the less-fortunate for an inevitable fucked-up future, I think it would be only right for Mystic Meg’s male equivalent to adopt this mutant beast. They’d look so good together.

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