I’m a well-mannered, tight bastard who you want to sleep with

At least, according to Compare Me - the latest (or maybe I should say only) Facebook App that piqued my interest to the point of obsession. There’s something irresistible about off-handedly judging my friends in such a black and white manner.

Maybe moreso than casting my own thumbs up or down is the chance to see where I stand based on other people’s responses. I was quite impressed that I was considered #6 out of all my friends for being able to drink the most. I’ve lost that accolade lately I’m ashamed to say. Currently, I’m sitting pretty at #2 most well-mannered. Which isn’t that cool. Unfortunately, and despite my manners, not one person has considered me nicer. Harsh, guys. I’m also severely lacking in people who think I’m a better friend and, for a creative guy who managed to build his own website despite working for most of my waking life it’s quite disappointing that I’m coming up negative in the more creative, more tech-savvy, and harder worker stakes. Screw you guys. Perhaps even more soul-destroying than this, however, is the fact that, out of a whopping 4 votes, not one person has considered me the most generous. I hope I’m being compared to Mother fucking Teresa you bastards.

On the plus side I’m rocking 100% for better sense of humour (y’know I was only joking when I called you bastards right?), prettier eyes, better smile, better dancer, rather date, rather marry (form a queue, ladies), cuter, more attractive, make a better father, AND would rather sleep with (two out of two, yeah!). Granted, most of these results come from one vote and I dread to think of who I was being compared to - but I’m taking this as a fucking result. Go me.

No doubt I’ll keep you posted. Oh, and let me know your rankings!

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