The following extract is taken from a bulletin sent to all my lovely MySpace friends. If you haven’t seen my MySpace page, you can find it at www.myspace.com/deadlamb.
Does anyone even read bulletins anymore?
Well read this one, cos Deadlamb is back and more auspiciously audacious than ever before. Regardless of your surroundings, come slyly [...]

Deadlamb is nothing if not an eclectic assortment of whims and fancies, lazily collected within this murky cesspit of a website that promises creative endarkenment, inspirational buggery and the brutally aggressive rape of convention. Originally conceived as a means to sell T-shirts; the site became more of an exercise in design only to later flourish [...]