Deadlamb is now rocking at version 0.75, which means I am almost happy to call it a real, actual website-type thing. The actual point of the site remains elusive to me - a fact that forces me to realise that either a) I’m wasting my time, or b) Deadlamb is the key to the past, [...]

Went for a meeting in London today. Got up at quarter to seven. Have only just got back. Illustration of me below…

This whole ’smoking ban’ lark is really starting to piss me off. I’m a firm believer in not caring about other people, so I don’t see why I shouldn’t be allowed to smoke [...]

On a day that was referred to by the trusted bodies of Radio 2 as “the hottest of the year”, I sit by my PC in my dressing gown watching the rain fall from a gloomily overcast sky. Not that I’m complaining, I’ve had plenty to keep me occupied as I try to avoid doing [...]

Yep, I AM that horny - but, sadly, not that limber.
All on my lonesome and with limited coding know-how, I have just successfully added a working feed reader (with spiffy button - not my work, I’m afraid), sorted out the side bar so the blog roll is separate from the intro bit and…well, that’s [...]

I spent a few seconds then trying to find the right word to start off today’s post. I was tempted to settle for old the favourite, “Gnnh”, but that really didn’t seem to suffice. For a nanosecond I was tempted by “splurple”, which was more accurate but perhaps a bit too pretentious. Ultimately, I got [...]