“Vomited a little”

I feel as though I should be proud of myself tonight. Not only did I knuckle down and blast out some painfully dull work (that I, shamefully, was tempted to leave for a colleague), I also wrote a suitably flirtatious text message, hiccuped so hard whilst smoking that I vomited a little and engaged in a little extra-curricular research so that - after just over six months in the game - I am finally beginning to understand what it is I actually do at the office all day. I guess it’s never too late to learn.

I suspect that I am possibly one of the least suitable people in the universe to write a personal blog. That’s not to say my self-aggrandising is not of the utmost interest, as it clearly is, rather, it is my reluctance to admit anything truly personal about myself to anyone that may prove to be a potential roadbump. Also, I have referred to myself recently as the “Viral graveyard” which means anything interesting that comes my way usually ends buried inside my cache. For some reason, I am strangely reluctant to pass anything on. Maybe it’s because of the whole secrecy thing. Who knows.

I am, however, keen to overcome this irritating trait and (to this end) I am embarking on a spot of tad-too-late Spring cleaning by going through my bookmarks. While I can not bring myself to reveal what I have been browsing this night, I am sure it will not damage my privacy too much if I drop a link or two from a year ago.

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