The only function of this post is to get this baby up on Technorati, innit.
I was planning on saying something – but I’ve forgotten now so I think I might write a short poem.
A wolf and a sheep sneaked away for some sleep,
together, which appears rather creepy.
The reason, you see, was that the [...]

I feel as though I should be proud of myself tonight. Not only did I knuckle down and blast out some painfully dull work (that I, shamefully, was tempted to leave for a colleague), I also wrote a suitably flirtatious text message, hiccuped so hard whilst smoking that I vomited a little and engaged in [...]

The initial draft of this, inaugural, blog was originally a cleverly-written piece announcing my current level of impressment. The eye-catching opening line liquefied expectation (not entirely sure what this means, but that’s some freakishly good copy right there) and lambasted your subconscious with some brilliantly self-referential narrative. The intention was to tickle your fancy with [...]